belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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