So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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