I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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