Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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