Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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