Apparently you make a good broom.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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