honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
