So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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