before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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