That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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