just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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