He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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