btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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