The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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