I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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