my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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