About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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