question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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