yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I don't deserve a penis
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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