He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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