we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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