I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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