Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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