He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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