i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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