So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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