Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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