So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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