She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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