problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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