I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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