im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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