: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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