Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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