Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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