i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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