at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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