I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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