You're so nebulous sometimes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Randomize
