Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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