shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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