Your mouth is God's brothel.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I stole a fireplace last night.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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