everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
is that a dick in a sweater?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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