Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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