there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
They have beer where we have blood.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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