It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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