Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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