Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
