You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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