So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Two words: nipple clamps
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