The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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