My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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