So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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