turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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